"Dead, dead, dead! Soon we're all be dead!"

Hello people. A national newspaper ran with a story that one of the London bombers had claimed benefits. Possibly he also had some outstanding parking tickets. I think there's little doubt in anyone's minds any more that the atrocities of recent weeks have been carried out by traffic violaters. If someone isn't prepared to respect the systems our municipal authorities have put in place to combat the evils of congestion, there is no line they won't be prepared to cross. Let's get this in perpective, people; controlled parking zones are there for a reason.

It'd be good to see governments really clamping down on the people who supply the terrorists, as well as the bomber. The biggest culprits are notoriously the Italians, who historically are responsible for the most portable and destructive weapons. Pasta on its own is a hearty meal; antipasta is a tasty delicacy- the perfect complements, one might think. But when pasta and antipasta are brought into contact they mutually annihilate, releasing pure energy. Einstein's and Garibaldi's baby run riot. It's political correctness gone mad!